Most people tend to believe that it is alright to dry wipe their butt right after taking a dump. Yet, such traditional logic is wrong and needs correcting.

If you’re reading this posting, and still wiping your butt solely with toilet paper….stop being nasty and start using baby wipes during the dry wiping or merely wet some of the toilet tissue during the course of wiping.

If you decide to break out of the nasty habit of merely dry wiping you’ll have a cleaner back side, your butt will finally stop itching as much (doesn’t stop the itching that may result from passing gas).

I wish a toilet paper company was daring enough to come out with a product that solves the problem of dry wiping, and that is affordable enough to be purchased by the general public.

If a toilet paper company created a product to fill such a void in hygienic products, the best way to advertise such a product is through the use of comedy.

In sum, the dry wipe is a habit that most people don’t even realize they need to innovate on…and as always, a problem in which they need to correct.